Is there such a thing as a bad gift ?
The Bottom Drawer Hall of Fame
Let’s start with some of the gems hiding in that drawer:
- The Pet Rock: Complete with a leash and adoption papers. Because everyone needs a low-maintenance pet that does absolutely nothing.
- Battery-Powered Mini Disco Ball for Handlebars: For when you want your bike to say, “I’m here to party!”
- Glow-in-the-Dark Fuzzy Dice: Because nothing says ‘cool’ like a set of neon dice dangling from your rear view mirror.
- A Hanging Air Freshener for Motorbikes: Yes, it exists. And yes, someone actually thought it would make a great gift.
- Books You Never Knew You Needed: “How to Juggle Chainsaws,” “How to Navigate Food Shopping on a Unicycle,” “How to Start Your Own Cult: A Beginner's Guide,” and my personal favorite, “Teach Your Cat Gun Safety in 21 Days.” A must-read, clearly.